Saturday, October 29, 2005

Pancakes for Two
















Tino just made the most amazing apple pancakes with super sexy cinnamon butter. She's caught within a dynamic sort of a baking/cooking frenzy at the moment. I support this 100%.

Last week her pancake endeavor resulted in delicious and gooey blueberry ricotta pancakes.

The question on everybody's mind is: which pancake will be next?

Friday, October 28, 2005

Indictment vs. Freedom of the Press

A report in the New York Times today presents the murky underbelly of what initially appeared to be a titilating and gratifying indictment of footballer #41's Chief of Staff, "Scooter" Libby, on perjury charges:

"This is exactly the thing," said Jane Kirtley, a professor of media ethics and law at the University of Minnesota, "that journalists fear most - that they will become an investigative arm of the government and be forced to testify against the sources they've cultivated." While the special prosecutor, Patrick J. Fitzgerald, is all but certain to call at least some of the reporters as witnesses, whether they will be judged credible is an open question."


Thursday, October 27, 2005

George Bush: 2nd Cocaine related post of the day

First Lady Laura Bush gives out job advice to young people:

"We know that people who do avoid drugs and alcohol are more likely to be able to get a job...We want young people to avoid gangs. And we know that if they're not tattooed with gang tattoos, they're more likely to be employable."

Does this mean that she could not hire her own husband? He certainly meets the standards for tattoos and gang connections but misses the mark in the (white powdery) drug and alcohol department.

Give the Gift of a Drug Platform


To mark her stint at rehab in Arizona Johnny Depp, ex of "cocaine in the public eye" Kate Moss, gave her a problematic gift: a Mirror. Is that really the kind of encouragement she needs?

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

America's Next Top Conference Speaker

I am going to go give a paper at a conference sponsored by the University of Manchester on Early Modern Terrorism and I'm trying to not freak out about this since I'm not really an early modern historian. I happened to have written a paper about a series of etchings from the seventeenth century so I suppose this qualifies me to be there.

And since the candidates on America's Next Top Model and would-be Top Conference Speakers both face grueling public challenges, the inspirational monologues given by Tyra Banks are sure to help everyone. A brief selection:

1. "When you go to bed at night, you lay there and you take responsibility for yourself, because nobody’s going to take responsibility for you."

2. "I love the confidence that makeup gives me."

3. "I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care."

There you have it. Be inspired. Go do great things with this great knowledge.


Grading Sucks

Along with teaching, comes grading. I had to give a student a 26% on the first exam. Perhaps he's having trouble at home. But really, should you really be in college if you can only get a 26% on an exam? He barely shows up in discussion section but is always fabulously dressed. Last week, it was a pink cashemere sweater. Classy. Unfortunately this does not earn you points on the exam.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Radical Monkeys


I am giddy with excitement over the possibility of Karl Rove and Scooter being indicted. The stories about the tedious process of building a case against the Kings of Dirty Politics are highly amusing. The Washington Post in reporting today that FBI agents inteviewed two of Valerie Plame's neighbors to find out if they were surprised to find out that she was a CIA operative after Somebody outed her. Apparently they were. So basically what this tells us is that those radical monkeys in the White House did committ the sinister and strange nationalistic crime of Treason.

"Indicted" in a funny word. The silent C is sneaky and uncalled for.