I am going to go give a paper at
a conference sponsored by the University of Manchester on Early Modern Terrorism and I'm trying to not freak out about this since I'm not really an early modern historian. I happened to have written a paper about a series of etchings from the seventeenth century so I suppose this qualifies me to be there.
And since the candidates on America's Next Top Model and would-be Top Conference Speakers both face grueling public challenges, the inspirational monologues given by Tyra Banks are sure to help everyone. A brief selection:
1. "When you go to bed at night, you lay there and you take responsibility for yourself, because nobody’s going to take responsibility for you."
2. "I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
3. "I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care."
There you have it. Be inspired. Go do great things with this great knowledge.